Dear Draco,
I have finally come to my senses. I realize that I could never be as awesome as you. I am so very sorry that I ever doubted your awesomeness. Will you ever forgive me? I also have come to the conclusion that Pigfarts IS real. I believe now! I know you don't want me there, though. So I won't go. Once again, I am very sorry about my egotistical behavior and not being able to realize that you are more totally awesome than me.
Sincerly,
Harry Potter
Anonymous

Dear Potter,

I’m glad you finally came to your sense. Pigfarts is very real. I am awesome and no one could ever top my awesomeness, but I must say you play the guitar very well. It’s okay, I forgive you.

Your Friend,

draco

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