Dear Draco,
I know this is going to seem silly and you're probably going to kick my arse for this but I must tell you. I'm in love with you. I can't hide it any longer. My love for you burns with a heat of a thousand dying phoenixes! I'm probably going to fry by the hands of Rita Skeeter but I just can't hide my true self. I’m only hurting the people I care about but ever since you’ve helped us defeat Voldemort and decided to be very nice, I just couldn’t stop looking at you. And even if you’re part elf, that just makes you even more endearing. If you must break my heart, I pray to you that you at least have the decency not to laugh at my face. Wait until I turn around, then you can laugh. I know this must all seem like a huge joke but it’s not. I love you, Draco Malfoy.
Sincerely,
Harry Freakin’ Potter
Anonymous

Dear Harry Feakin’ Potter,

I had a feeling that you were into me. I mean come on Potter I’ve caught you staring at my perfect elf butt. I’m in love with someone else Potter, you should have said something sooner. I do want to still be your friend.

Your Friend,

draco

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