Draco,
I have been in love with you ever since I saw you on AVPM. I HAVE A GODDAM BINDER WITH AT LEAST 300000000 PHOTOS OF YOU ON IT!! All my friends think I'm weird, and one of my guy friends says you look like a girl, but he's just jealous... Please consider me... I'll be at Pigfarts waiting for you...

Your (not so secret) admirer...
Anonymous

Wow I am extremely flattered. That’s a lot of photos…was that you in the bushes outside my window? o.O

  1. onthewaytopigfarts posted this
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