February 2012
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peetaheartbread asked: hey, i miss your blog, when are you coming back?
Anonymous asked: Hey Draco, people in school hate me, people in tumblr ignore me, so i just want to know if i have to send a letter to pigfarts to get in or they'll come to me. Could you help me? I think you're totally awesome!
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May 2011
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Loss of followers is making Zefron and I...
I knew we should have been death eaters….
awaytopigfarts asked: Hello Draco! : )
I am going away to Pigfarts, hence my tumblr name.
I have a rocketship prepared and Hermione in there, would you like to come?
I am going away to Pigfarts, hence my tumblr name.
I have a rocketship prepared and Hermione in there, would you like to come?
Anonymous asked: How in hell can you be so totally supermegafoxyawesome hot, when you're a freaking girl? I love you, but I'm a girl too. Dammitall! WHY YOU SO FREAKING HOT, GODAMMIT.
Anonymous asked: Dear Little D,
Is your homemade Dark Mark permanant, or can you really be nice now?
Love, Big D.
Is your homemade Dark Mark permanant, or can you really be nice now?
Love, Big D.
Anonymous asked: Dear Draco,
Do you have any advice for people learning to use the potty?
Sincerely,
Embarrassed Hippogriff...:3
Do you have any advice for people learning to use the potty?
Sincerely,
Embarrassed Hippogriff...:3
Anonymous asked: Can you tell me how to get rid of a poop-nose? Ron gave me one yesterday. GET THE POO OFF ME!
Anonymous asked: Dear Little Shit,
Sit down and shut up! The Scarf of Sexual Preference sorted you wrong, by the way. You should be bisexual.
Love from Dumbledore (and Scarfy, and Sorty)
Sit down and shut up! The Scarf of Sexual Preference sorted you wrong, by the way. You should be bisexual.
Love from Dumbledore (and Scarfy, and Sorty)
Anonymous asked: Draco,
I just happen to be selling my rocketship on eBay, and I heard you were looking for one. I just graduated from Pigfarts and no longer have need for it. It comes fully furnished with a potty seat and a captain's chair. Also, I am including a lion-sized bed to be added in the rocket at a later date. I do hope you'll check it out!
I just happen to be selling my rocketship on eBay, and I heard you were looking for one. I just graduated from Pigfarts and no longer have need for it. It comes fully furnished with a potty seat and a captain's chair. Also, I am including a lion-sized bed to be added in the rocket at a later date. I do hope you'll check it out!
Anonymous asked: Hi Draco!!:)I used to wear underwear but now I'm wearing diapers!!!!They are TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!
Anonymous asked: Dear beloved Draco,
You are my inspiration! I had no idea how to use the potty until I saw you! Now I'm a more mature person who can use the potty and everything! I just wanted to say thank you! I was always concerned of falling in, but now I see it's not so bad. AND using the potty is a GREAT time to socialize! Thanks for being awesome!
Hugs and butterfly...
You are my inspiration! I had no idea how to use the potty until I saw you! Now I'm a more mature person who can use the potty and everything! I just wanted to say thank you! I was always concerned of falling in, but now I see it's not so bad. AND using the potty is a GREAT time to socialize! Thanks for being awesome!
Hugs and butterfly...
fyeahthemarauders asked: Heey! Loved your blog! i love AVPS/ AVPM too! Can u follow me too ?
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April 2011
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That awkward moment when Daddy did not come to...
thatawkwardstarkidmoment:
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darrenrunningawayfromthings:
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❒ Hogwarts ✔ Pigfarts
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Anonymous asked: Dear Mr. Malfoy,
As a fellow Slytherin, I feel obligated to tell you that together we could be unstoppable at anything. We'll be totally awesome beyond anything that meanie face Potter could be. I hope you will consider this offer of greatness.
Sincerely,
Anonymous.
PS. I'm still very proud of you for learning how to use the potty.
As a fellow Slytherin, I feel obligated to tell you that together we could be unstoppable at anything. We'll be totally awesome beyond anything that meanie face Potter could be. I hope you will consider this offer of greatness.
Sincerely,
Anonymous.
PS. I'm still very proud of you for learning how to use the potty.
Anonymous asked: Dear Draco,
Can you teach how to dance?
The way the centures taught you ?
Can you teach how to dance?
The way the centures taught you ?
bad-girl-straight-to-video asked: ╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
☼ If you are awesome, someone will put this on your page ☼
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☼ If you are awesome, someone will put this on your page ☼
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Anonymous asked: who is totally awesome? harry potter or ronald weasley?
Anonymous asked: Draco,
NOW YOU HAVE A POOP NOSE.
Sincerely,
Ron
NOW YOU HAVE A POOP NOSE.
Sincerely,
Ron
Anonymous asked: Draco,
I just wanted to say that you are totally awesome. And supermegafoxyawesomehot.
Hugs and butterfly kisses,
An Admirer
I just wanted to say that you are totally awesome. And supermegafoxyawesomehot.
Hugs and butterfly kisses,
An Admirer
Anonymous asked: Hello, good sir! Are you Mr. Draco Malfoy? Yes? Well, sign here please. I'm delivering this package to you. It says, "Dear beloved Draco. I thought you might need this to get to Pigfarts. Signed, Sophretta (a.k.a. your biggest fan and admirer)"
Well there you go. Wonder who this 'Sophretta' chick is? Hm. Well, Mr. Malfoy, it seems there is also a package...
Well there you go. Wonder who this 'Sophretta' chick is? Hm. Well, Mr. Malfoy, it seems there is also a package...
Anonymous asked: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
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March 2011
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Anonymous asked: Dear Draco,
I have finally come to my senses. I realize that I could never be as awesome as you. I am so very sorry that I ever doubted your awesomeness. Will you ever forgive me? I also have come to the conclusion that Pigfarts IS real. I believe now! I know you don't want me there, though. So I won't go. Once again, I am very sorry about my egotistical behavior and not being...
I have finally come to my senses. I realize that I could never be as awesome as you. I am so very sorry that I ever doubted your awesomeness. Will you ever forgive me? I also have come to the conclusion that Pigfarts IS real. I believe now! I know you don't want me there, though. So I won't go. Once again, I am very sorry about my egotistical behavior and not being...
kylebeans asked: Draco! I heard you finally learned how to use the potty? Congrats! :D
Anonymous asked: Dear Draco,
I know this is going to seem silly and you're probably going to kick my arse for this but I must tell you. I'm in love with you. I can't hide it any longer. My love for you burns with a heat of a thousand dying phoenixes! I'm probably going to fry by the hands of Rita Skeeter but I just can't hide my true self. I’m only hurting the people I care...
I know this is going to seem silly and you're probably going to kick my arse for this but I must tell you. I'm in love with you. I can't hide it any longer. My love for you burns with a heat of a thousand dying phoenixes! I'm probably going to fry by the hands of Rita Skeeter but I just can't hide my true self. I’m only hurting the people I care...
Anonymous asked: Draco,
I have been in love with you ever since I saw you on AVPM. I HAVE A GODDAM BINDER WITH AT LEAST 300000000 PHOTOS OF YOU ON IT!! All my friends think I'm weird, and one of my guy friends says you look like a girl, but he's just jealous... Please consider me... I'll be at Pigfarts waiting for you...
Your (not so secret) admirer...
I have been in love with you ever since I saw you on AVPM. I HAVE A GODDAM BINDER WITH AT LEAST 300000000 PHOTOS OF YOU ON IT!! All my friends think I'm weird, and one of my guy friends says you look like a girl, but he's just jealous... Please consider me... I'll be at Pigfarts waiting for you...
Your (not so secret) admirer...
intenselyalive asked: Oh my god! I love you so Draco (:
Why can not we get married?
I'm from Brazil. But I love you, okay?
A lot (:
And instead of that bitch's Hermione Granger, I want to pair Pigfarts with you darling (:
hugs and kisses. Mariana
Why can not we get married?
I'm from Brazil. But I love you, okay?
A lot (:
And instead of that bitch's Hermione Granger, I want to pair Pigfarts with you darling (:
hugs and kisses. Mariana
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Anonymous asked: Dearest Draco,
I miss you! We need to find away to sneak away from Harry and Ron and see each other.I miss your kiss (:
Love,
Hermione <3
I miss you! We need to find away to sneak away from Harry and Ron and see each other.I miss your kiss (:
Love,
Hermione <3